So my night was like any other Friday night at the Gilliam's pad....Ate some dinner, talked to my husband, played with my baby and then I took a bath....See my bath was fine and dandy, it's what occurred AFTER the bath that just ruined my Friday night (or Saturday morning rather)......I got out of the bath to dry off and as I was bending down to dry my feet and legs I saw something......It wasn't just a no big deal something, it was a huge something......An 8 legged GINORMOUS hairy something........And that something wasn't just hanging out being innocent.....It quite literally came at me and TRIED TO KILL ME!!! I could see it in his eyes, he wanted me DEAD, BADDD!...So I did what most girls do and backed AWAY from the spider as much as I could without falling into the tub, and then yelled for Jared (my husband)....I think I yelled his name a good 10 times before he finally came in there.....I pointed to the ground and yelled KILL IT KILL IT!!!!....He just looked at me like I was an idiot and said "It's just a wolf spider" (as a matter of fact-edly)..........JUST a wolf spider???? JUST a WOLF SPIDER????? Are you kidding me?? JUST, really????? Does he not know who he married?????.....My three biggest fears in life are as follows (in order) 1. WOLVES 2. Sharks and 3. SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If 2 of my biggest fears are combined into one being, I am pretty much screwed.....Not only did I encounter a spider, but I encountered a fricken WOLF spider.....Needless to say I chewed my husband a good one, so now he understands that he should NEVER EVER EVER say "JUST" when referring to my 3rd biggest fear....And also, the creepy being was destroyed by force of a shoe......I am pretty certain that the spider was bigger than the shoe though.........I may or may not have exaggerated a tad throughout....Now I'm a tad freaked out that his Dad's going to hire some wolf spider mafia to come and assassinate me in my sleep.....I mean he probably watched the whole thing unfold before his 24 eyes.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....I'm not gonna sleep good tonight....Hope you guys do!
And also, there's a special place in HELL for wolf spiders......They can save some seats for all the other evil critters that roam around my house.....
