This is a list of things I need to do/learn before the Zombie Apocalypse inevitably occurs...
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1. Find the strength within me to kill animals for food to be able to feed my little one
2. Learn how to use a bow (preferably like Daryl from the Walking Dead of course)
3. Go a month without showering (I'm sure I'll have to go longer than that during the real thing, but I gotta start somewhere)
4. Learn how to start a fire with no assistance
5. Grow a green thumb...Gotta be able to plant stuff
6. Learn to sew...And store up a ton of materials to be able to make clothes, blankets and such just in case
7. Find a thug and have him or her teach me to hot wire a car
8. Pack a survival kit...First aid, lighters, gas, matches, toilet paper, cloth diapers, blankets, knives, meds, disinfectant, duct tape, walkie talkies, tooth paste and tooth brushes (water or no water I be brushing my teeth), brush, scissors, flashlights, batteries, food that doesn't require cooking, bottled water (lots), gum (to satisfy hunger when we have no food), ponchos, tarp, ropes, wire cutters, hair ties, rubber bands, lots of ammo
9. Make a plan with my fam
10. Seek out a safe place far away and make it zombie proof
11. Stock my safe place with everything we'll need
12. Go to the shooting range and master head shots...Because as we know you have to shoot em in the brain)
13. Teach Emerie how to be silent when she needs to (you know when we see them but they can't see us)
14. Learn to trust no one
15. Become a stronger individual
16. Practice taking a punch
17. Learn how to make traps
18. Train for long distance running, while carrying Emerie
19. Find a Samurai Sword and master the art
20. Get dreads (less maintenance and if you have dreads, you'll survive till the end)
21. Learn to read a map
22. Buy a compass
Okay that's just 22 things, I'm sure I'll think of more as time goes on...Hopefully I have awhile to prepare....Now it's your turn.....Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?
