Okay so I need to get my rant on.....I absolutely HATE summer with a burning, blazing, fiery passion......Wanna know why? I'll tell ya why..
1. Mosquito's....I think I have "bite me" engraved on every inch of my body or something because I get bit EVERY time I step foot outside, even if just for a minute....And isn't summer suppose to be an "enjoy the outdoors" time of year?? Pssh, as if....
2. Chiggers...^See above...
3. SPIDERS!! This is the time of year when the spiders come out to kill us humans off.....I cannot tell you how many spiders (all different species too) I've seen in my house...I am happy that most of them are already dead when I get to them, but still......And I've had 2 spider bites so far this summer.... Not something I want to have to keep count of......
4. FLIES, TICKS, WASPS AND JUNE BUGS, OH MY.............I don't think I need to explain my dislike for these devil bugs............
5. 90 + degree temperatures....I get migraines and heat just sets them off...And plus, I don't really like melting.....
6. I can't wear shorts comfortably because my thunder thighs stick to the leather seats in my van.....I mean who wants to experience that? Not I...
7. I'm fat.......Quite frankly, summertime does NOT favor us hefty hefty hefty folk....For one thing, wearing swimsuits looks something like marshmallows overflowing from your smores....And another thing, since I clearly don't have a "thigh gap", I get some pretty gnarly road rash....How fun....
8. The ice cream" trucks" (I used quotes there because they are never trucks, but always ghetto vans)....What's creepier than the slow driving ice cream "truck" playing clown music and drawing the little children in?....Not much....
9. Sweat....They say sweating is a good thing, but I think "they" is cray....I'd like to not have to change my shirt 8 times a day because of sweating through them (I'm being a little sarcastic, just a little)..
10. Cooking becomes extremely dreadful....Turning on the stove or oven makes the house a million times hotter than it already is. No bueno....
Now here are the things I love about summer...
1. Fireflies
